Osamascare: Resurrection (Son of Osama II) coming to theatres near you. Joking aside, it comes from the usual suspects (SITE) that produced the bizarre videos of OBL getting progressively younger.

Good. It should be.

She's a screamer, so gets to go to the slammer. Gotta make sure to punish love and exalt hate.

So, of course they'll keep using it just like the polygraph.

Gotta be careful around those trigger-happy roid heads, man.

Supposedly it's healing, despite it always having polar holes which have had wide fluctuation. Bullshit layer indeed.

Kids learning through games. Great stuff.

Sadly, they have to make law because the judges don't either. Requiring your guests to disarm has always put you on the hook for their safety.

Thought being a merc was your ticket to ride, eh? Too bad you didn't know Uncle Satan speaks with forked tongue.

Poor guy. A shame he got fooled by those damned recruiters.

Gotta keep bribing the soldiery lest they get restive.

The police have been writing this script for a very long time. Whether someone finally decided to start dropping hammers on them or the police themselves are giving it a hand doesn't really matter at this point. Supposedly the kops have already (conveniently) killed all the suspects. Guess we'll probably never know the truth to this one.

BONUS: At least the DPD is busy chasing completely innocent bystanders for no reason:

"I could have easily been shot." - #MarkHughes falsely I'D as suspect in #Dallas received no apology from @DallasPD.pic.twitter.com/Y2g22R9C5D

— D (@Delo_Taylor) July 8, 2016

UPDATE: There's now a shadowy boogeyman domestic enemy! Hooray!!!
Tremble in fear of the big black bucks widdle cops! hahaha! This gets dumber by the second.

That's the real mission of all the bureaucracies -- a daring raid on the treasury.

Clever Girl

Understandable, given the nonstop solitary confinement for YEARS, along with other torture.

And everything else for that matter.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Making it clear their practices are the destruction of habitats. Private use of resources will always be a better Shepard than an absentee.

Great stuff. Combine that with antibiotic therapy to treat cavities, and dentistry is pretty much a solved problem forever.

He also had no problem imprisoning people on no evidence and with no charge when he was NY DA.

I get that the intent is clearly criminal in this case; however the CFAA ain't needed for this. Burglars who get keys from somebody are entirely prosecutable without stupid laws.

In the image politics game, it's come down between the crook and the racist. Trump can easily deflect the charges of racism; but Hillary will have a harder time not being a crook.

As expected.

Overregulated much? Gotta have like $10k in "safety equipment". Notwithstanding the money printing.