They keep on delivering the lulz. Sure, it isn't de jure, but American banks are already de facto socialized, especially the TBTF zombies on life support.
Still on planet lovetron. The only way you'll get those guys off their cornpone addiction is by starving the beast, which will likely cause a violent reaction during death throes.
Not quite unsafe at any speed, but at quite a few builds and seat positions. Also, probably not a great idea to put a shotgun shell facing towards the driver.