Oh noes big money makes the inputs to our political function no longer 'of the people'!!! Wait, aren't the rich people too?

Of course the problem is they don't understand the program. It's a rogue process that demands to steal your resources you've got locked, and that won't hesitate to kill -9 your ass to get them.

BONUS: Barney Frank gets it. Hypocritical lying is key to the system. We protect you by hurting you worse than anyone else could.