Neat update on a kid I read about a few years back.

Officer safety means never paying for the property you destroy.

How DARE they not totally trust their overlords in mordor who betray them at every turn???

Kind of like the FBI, huh?

Just go ahead and give them xboxes why don't you. Just make being a total useless bum 100% cruise control, and further deprive the hardworking of the fruits of their labor to pay for these profligates.

Not satisfied with making useless F-35s, they also wasted $6bn on a CORBA based universal radio that can't operate under combat conditions. Morons.

Shut up and lawyer up.

As one would expect.

May as well be Herman Cain.

FYI: buy intel drives. They're worth it.

The satanic Feds plan to put her on ice for 30 years.

As they all are.

But according to the Sadeks, Sgt. Steve Helgeson of the NDSCS Campus Police, the lead officer in charge of the investigation, tried to convince them that their son put on the rock-filled backpack, shot himself in the head, and somehow propelled himself into the river.

The power behind the throne speaks

BONUS: Yellen 2 Reporter: Don't ask no questions!!!

That's rich, caring about the Constitution from the lefties. That said, haven't they heard of the part where treaties are superior to anything in the constitution? It's in there if you look for it. And besides, don't they know the real law of the land is summed up by the catchecism "Grant vs. Lee, I'll kill you if you disagree!"

Humans don't need them either, moron.

Maybe they figured out that our people work better as a team in the international division of labor? Doubtful, they're just being cheap cause they're sucking hind tit to the F-35 Joint Rolling Fighter. NASA bureaucrats are dutifully condemning the decision to give them what they need to actually do their jobs.

C'mon, did you seriously think the pentagram's vassals would disobey? Please.

You'd have to be insane to actually believe they'd pay rather than arrest you.

Duh. Nobody will get in serious trouble though, aside from this Judge for having an anti-mordor opinion for once in his carreer.

Asked Moscow citizens: Should we nuke the USA? The responses were what you might expect decent people to have. Quite the contrast -- there must be something in the water over at Venice Beach.

BONUS: Ukie Poll: end the war. Duh, it's in the majority's interest to end the war. Note that a passionate minority desperately want the war to continue (the state and it's hangers-on no doubt).

Remember, in America, fraud is the fundamentals. Just repeat falsehoods until you and everyone else believes them, and call it healthy. No wonder these clowns are overwhelmingly egalitarians, their entire existence is a revolt against nature.

Not that doing so is inherently a bad idea; however not being at peace with one's eccentricities does not lead to good outcomes due to unrealistic expectations of those around you. People understand and accept a person who chooses eccentricity and owns their decisions; they sense weakness in the outsider desperately wishing to fit in.

The Clinton power couple is the poster boy for this. People sense the confident lack of concern in Bill about his being totally full of BS. Hillary, by contrast, tries to act like she isn't just another lying politician. I can tell you which one people like better, despite both being total heels.

UPDATE: Kareem Abdul Jabar has a lulzy take: I'm a short man trapped in an NBA player's body! He's more or less saying the same thing I'm saying here. It's fine to go against the grain, just don't lie to yourself and others about it. Lying is a character defect, y'know.

Get ready to wipe your ass with Drachma

Now I understand why they are all the sudden seeking state protection. They are being forced into the fold.

How dare you not live in a prison cell 24/7