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Surprising precisely nobody. Financial hitmen.
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A tale told by a statist of someone living in a shatter zone, and defiantly so. They can't punish what they can't catch or see.
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They should have manned up and talked about the Federales' cruel and pointless demands...
At least if they wanted to honor the vision of one of their founders. Like that'll ever happen, heh.
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What an asshat. The Americans aren't even honoring the letter of the deal, so seeing them cry about this shit is literally insane.
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Sounds like one mistake away from an even bigger problem on their hands.
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Government types are CORRUPT AS HELL. Surprise, surprise. Good to see 'The usual suspects' in the list, though so far the report seems a bit light on details.
If info leaks out of this as slowly as Snowden, you can confirm limited hangout.
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The "Fall of Saigon" moment inches closer for the empire.
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The Free Shit Army on parade
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Federal legalization. This is amazing; now that he's a lame duck, Obama has actually been less than evil. The Iran deal, Cuba normalization and now this. Here's hoping he shocks the world and brings the troops home before November, but I won't hold my breath.
This may be the best April fools article so far. Of course he didn't actually do something for freedom.
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Their economic suicide continues. Pretty much textbook "how to not respond to an economic crisis" response right here.
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Can't even deal with busted ass unmarked & potholed roads. I imagine one lane gravel roads are real howlers for those Piles of crap. Taking shortcuts with your algo like this are a bad move; the only sensible way to do things is to know the extents of the vehicle, and where you are wrt/ the road. But, that's actually more effort to program, so of course they didn't do it.
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I did a lot of lifting when in high school, and have maintained much of that mass despite not doing much lifting since.
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A natural consequence of the meddling in Arabia and Africa.
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Layers of jokes in this, and propaganda. Subtle
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Another former military guy gets it.
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Police firearms training is about how to hit everything except what you are aiming at.
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Anyone paying attention knows that this is just shutting down the competition; this is how the oil biz works. Getting along with governments around the world is all about bribes.
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Dangit, they found them before we could set 'em off!