Trump forthrightly declares that his interests are in accord with a policy that he recognizes gravely damages the U.S. economy.

The day the United States has need for a malingering robo-hobo with no skills that sits next to the road like a bag of shit and asks people to do things for it, we will build one for ourselves, and have the good sense to give it lasers.

We Zimbabweans are left shaking our heads, wondering why Americans care more about African animals than about African people.