Robo Receptionist

If so, it explains the IPO timing to a T.

They simply don't show up to an investigation into their helping primary dealers front-run everyone else with the FOMC decisions. Must be nice being above the law.

Of course, we all know Osama Bin Bernanke is the real killer.

BONUS: "The Vaporizer" Corzine is getting back into the business.

Projecting much NATO losers? Anyways, they're saying Assad's gassing folks again, despite the regime having given up CWs.

White Man speak with forked tongue.

He should be careful. He's probably not safe in such a "neutral" (read: vassal) country. I'm not even sure he'd be safe in Switzerland -- when a big predator wants you, there's no substitute for deterrence.

I'm waiting for someone to call this one a market omen.

Touched a nerve, did he?

UPDATE: The thought controllers have decided there are 13 words that must not be spoken about Streisand Hillary!

In other Coproach news, a San Antonian is fined $2000 for feeding the homeless. Clearly loving christian behavior by the officers.

Oh, and the cops beat another guy after planting drugs. And another is "miraculously" nearly decapitated after entering a Police Van.

BONUS: Coming soon to a town near you!

Translation: He's the agency's man, just like me!

Ukraine is just the beginning of a EU-wide civil war due to their hollowed-out economies. The US will destroy that which it feels it can no longer control (like collapsing vassals), so as to keep Russia from benefiting as the successor empire. Russia naturally wants to stall for time as the ability of the USA to cause trouble of that nature is quickly fading and Russia's star is quickly rising.

Which is pretty much the situation causing WWI between England and Germany. The difference is, this time there's no vast untapped Anglo well of strength to pull on -- Most of the 3rd world wants to be neutral or are with the Russians.

Stay classy, chavs

Petro Poroshenko has proposed Vladimir Putin to ”include Donbass” in the territory of the Russian Federation, Forbes reported on 6 April. The offer was made during the Normandy Four talks in Minsk on 11 and 12 February. Poroshenko: ”Take Donbass”. Putin: ”Have you gone mad? I don’t need Donbass. If you don’t need it, announce its independence”.

According to the same FBI report, there were actually more terrorist attacks launched by Jews from 1980 to 2005 on US soil. The same FBI data was compiled by the Princeton University-linked webpage loonwatch.com in a chart that describes the breakdown of cases of terrorist attacks on US soil from 1980 to 2005 as follows: 42% Hispanic terrorism; 24% extreme left-wing group terrorism; 16% other types of terrorists that do not fit into the other main categories; 7% Jewish terrorists; 6% Muslim terrorists; and 5% communist terrorists.

Quite the contrast from the propaganda on the news.

Not that they said they'd stop.

As one would expect of any military command, frankly. This article likely barely scratches the surface of the wickedness the pentagram is up to in Africa.

Of course they call this tool of consumer empowerment "anti-competitive".

A super-accurate clock, so sensitive it can detect being moved 2cm away from the planet (remember, distance=time kiddos) has been made. Relativistic Geodesy sounds fascinating.

Make a really accurate pendulum clock 250 years ago and get laughed at for your trouble. Now he is vindicated in death.

Looks like they wanna be the last one standing when the smoke clears.

Fog of War edition.

Dropping bombs == Generating Alpha

There's no criminal military action they don't love.

Uncle Sam giving the Poles PATRIOT batteries. A shame they're not any good, unlike the S500.