The owners of the planet and its inhabitants, WORLD ORDER, UNLIMITED, has announced plans for the creation of a wholly-owned subsidiary, HITLER-STALIN, INC. The purpose of this new enterprise will be to accomplish what neither Hitler nor Stalin could bring about with their own, more limited resources: security and stability for all of Europe. Destructive forces are at work throughout this continent, seeking to decentralize or eliminate political power structures. This anti-state, anti-war, anti-plundering campaign is being directed not by the forces of collective violence, but by the wills of liberty-seeking individuals. If one googles “secession movements in Europe,” the scope of the threat can be seen. In an appeal to tradition, the new subsidiary’s symbol will be “SS,” which will stand for “Stop Secession.”