Show up to work drunk with three flat tires, beat up your supervisor. He'll probably be fired, but he's been fired before for similar shenanigans (only to be reinstated due to connections in the "fraternal order").
Yeah, that'll work to get the kids to come out to church camp. Personally, having an exorcism on just anyone is probably a bit overboard. I understand it has helped some people, but usually they had what most would consider severe mental problems that had resisted other treatment. Basically the kind of stuff you'd see in "Glimpses of the Devil" by Peck.