Headline Nudes - (10.23.14):
Ripping off the mask
Did you mean to check the "tyranny" box? Fixed that for you :)
A $3000 dollar water bill for normal usage is fine. SHUT UP CONSPIRACY THEORIST.
If only they would lose control of their bowels on national TV
Guess who spent all his time day trading
while in charge of the agency?
Hell, it ain't even worthy of consideration! We're too busy figuring out whether to allow prisoners to trim their beards
Whitehead has a good essay out today lambasting the gowned clowns for their cowardly jackboot licking
Officer Safety = 600 bullet holes
: Call the suicide prevention hotline, get gunned down by a swat team
: Get arrested by cop after said miscreant reads statute explicitly stating your behavior is legal
. Not being a slave on our Corvée plantation is disturbing the peace.
You'd hope the advantage the yellow metal has over debt scams is self evident.
I smell FBI
Yet another reason to leave M$ in the dust
Goodbye Hungarian Economy
Somehow the MIC == capitalism. I'm guessing the argument isn't too persuasive, as too many have caught onto how the Mafia Mercantilism Murder Spree is a far cry from free markets.
: Nigeria's cure sounds worse than the disease
Other countries at risk can learn from Nigeria's experience. They should be preparing themselves by creating rapid intervention teams and improving their surveillance systems... [emphasis mine]
The panopticon is loving!
Palo Alto really is the hot money vortex. I guess it will collapse into a portal to hell when the spigots run dry.
: Speaking of hot money, it looks like $200bn is needed per quarter
just to keep equities from dropping
. This pretty much amounts to all the "growth" claimed by the government
It'll take 400 million years of complete enslavement of Americans to pay off the debt. And that's not even thinking about the unfunded liabilities! That anyone even seriously talks about paying it down is a Joke.
In that way, Dick Cheney was right. When it's this bad, it doesn't matter. Why try to patch your ship when it's broken in half? Just let it sink already.
I'd think that improves their prospects for future business.
Why they haven't thought of secession yet is beyond me.
Guess who'd be better off without 49 other SSRs
and a globe-spanning empire
Wouldn't want to actually help the public by releasing those stocks back on the market would we? Can't prop up crony firms that way, no sir.
Good! Can we start worrying about real problems now?
It's for your safety! You can believe me, ho ho ho ho!
Sounds handy! GET IT?
And you actually control your files. Imagine that. Why people use these centralized services in the first place is beyond me.
Clearly this will stop ongoing poaching. The proceeds from these siezures will purchase time machines to kill Hitler and save the poor 100 years dead baby elephants.
The startup clowns think a South Korea style Internet ID is awesome. Yeah, ID theft vectors like that are great if you're a misanthrope.